Don't Ask, OK ?

Answers men would love to give to women's stupid questions:

~ No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex

~ The dress doesn't make you look fat you look fat because you eat too damn much

~ You've got no chance of me calling you -- EVER !

~ No, I won't be gentle -- what's the fun in that ?

~ Of course you have to swallow

~ Well yes actually, I do do this all the time

~ I hate all your stupid friends

~ I have every intention of using you... And none of even speaking to you after tonite

~ I'd much rather watch a porno than this sissy movie

~ Eat it ??? Are you nuts ??? It took me three drinks to get up the courage to screw it

~ Yes I mind waiting, very much... If you're not ready in 5 more minutes, forget it !

~ No, I would not rather talk than watch the game

~ I don't care if you did spend all day cooking... This tastes terrible !

~ Your hair looks as good as it's ever gonna look -- let's go !

~ No, I don't intend to do anything all day -- it's Sunday, a day of rest

~ Yeah, we're lost -- so what -- enjoy the scenery

~ No, I don't really care that you didn't climax too

~ Because it's a neat new tool... That's why I bought it

~ No, I don't wantta go shopping with you -- not now -- not ever !

~ Yes, I indeed was staring at that girl's boobs

~ Sure I was flirting... She looks like she'd be good in bed

~ Yes, I know exactly how long the game's been on... There's a clock right on the screen

~ No, the "PlayBoy" channel wasn't included in the package -- we pay extra for it

~ Actually, I do find her a lot more attractive than you

~ Yes, I do talk more than 5 minutes on the phone... Not with you however

~ Because the more beer I drink, the less annoying you seem to be

~ No, I don't think our marriage was a mistake -- it was a disaster

~ Because it's a wife's job -- that's why !

~ You are correct, I can't stand the kids at all

~ No, actually, I didn't miss you at all, it was rather peaceful in fact




TeeHeeHee.......Wasn't that funny? :-D